I remember someone saying “mad scientists in fiction aren’t scientists because there’s never a control group”
I think if you’ve created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir
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low poly isopod politely holding a blueberry muffin :)
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The term and concept of “rent lowering gunshots” has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I’ve welcomed it there. Something I’m up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you’re not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.
You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.
You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.
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I think I download the wrong Persona 5 game
I should genderswap the girls too 🚶♀️
*update:
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Anonymous asked:
Attention! Be on the lookout for a group of teen vandals, they have been Baba Yaggaing people's houses in the middle of the night and the animal catchers are starting to become frustrated with the constant chicken legged mischief. If you have any information please contact us Via Orb.
wizard-council-bureaucrat Answer:
Wizard Youths these days… So fresh! So creative! Back in my day, we used to just behead you while you were sleeping and hide your head somewhere mildly inconvenient- thus making you late to work. Now they put so much craft and effort into pranks,,, you really must admire the youth of today
fall out boy are adding pavlove and i don’t care acoustic to spotify and i am going insane what
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extremely funny when AI artists feel the need to put watermarks on their images
like oh you’re worried about misattribution and image theft huh. you’re worried that someone’s gonna take the image you made and claim it as their own. or strip away the context and your name. or use it in ways you didn’t consent to. boy that sure would suck huh. i bet that would feel really bad. i bet that would be really annoying. i b
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Personal philosophy
Other variants per request, glad we’re all on the same page
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SAG-AFTRA (the actors’ union) just released a list of all the A-listers who donated $1 million or more to the strike fund.
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indescision; balancing two options while not committing to either; an uneasy truce
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